Britain is ‘a nation of cocaine-snorting bigots’ -http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/travel/
Binge-drinking, ready-meal gorging, obese, cocaine-snorting, self-deluded bigots that play sport very badly, love to moan, are addicted to television and only seem to talk about the weather (which is terrible by the way). Welcome to Britain. Have a nice day. This is the verdict of our lifestyle in Lonely Planet’s new guide to Great Britain.
OK, so there is some element of truth in the statements above, but the new guide is littered with sweeping generalisations, stereotypes and tired quips that both offend and bore, in equal measure.
Here are a few excerpts from its “Lifestyle” section:
On family: “Forty per cent of births in the UK are to unmarried couples¦ one in three marriages end in divorce.”
On race: “Bigotry can still lurk close to the surface¦ it’s not unusual to hear people openly discuss other races in quite unpleasant terms - in smart country pubs as much as a rough city bar.”
On health: “Currently over 60 per cent of the adult population is overweight¦ so while the Brits are pigging out on junk food at least they are not smoking as much.”
On so******ing: “Time to celebrate? Oh yes, with a big drink. Binge drinking among young people [is] a major concern¦ 70 per cent of women are drinking more than the recommended amount¦ cocaine use has doubled in the last decade.”
On food: “The [British] recipe for dinner is more likely to be something like this: open freezer, take out package, bung in microwave, ping, eat.”
On foreign perceptions: “Ask the French [about the British] and you might get a rather different list of attributes that includes stand-offishness, anti-intellectualism, public drunkenness and being **** at cooking.”
Britain for our next holiday? Hold me back.
I'm not so much questioning the veracity of what the main author, David Else, is saying, just the way it is being said. Of course, guidebooks should be honest and candid about the country people are planning to visit, but do we really need shock tactics that Lonely Planet’s recent press releases resort to.
Most people who buy travel guides are planning much-needed holidays to get away from it all, not to be hit with depressing figures on the state of our nation. Mr Else can find little that is positive to say about our lifestyle beyond the fact that we are smoking less.
Perhaps it is telling that our leading guidebook publishers need such controversy to drum up publicity rather than rely on the quality of the coverage. Lonely Planet may have sold some 90 million books, but they face ever-increasing competition from ****** guides accessed by ever more portable laptops, PDAs and electronic readers. Others, such as Footprint and Rough Guides are doing the same thing.
Sadly, much of what is very good about this comprehensive guide ranging from highlighting the overpriced attractions to the unexpected pleasures to be found in the Midlands “ has already been lost among the headlines generated such as those above.
Domestic tour operators and tourist board officials won't thank him for it. The decline in visitors to Britain this year has been alarming. Visitors from the US are down a staggering 21 per cent this year. Yet, with the weak pound, there has rarely been a better time to visit these shores.
But then again, with these Else-inspired headlines, no wonder they are heading elsewhere.
Selected reactions to the article.
A few observations:-
• France has an unwashed population and vile public loos. And they can’t make a decent pudding.
• Spain is overrun with pickpockets and paella.
• Italy is full of Lotharios (at every level, apparently), none of whom can drive properly.
• Portugal is impoverished and dull and you can’t eat anything but sardines.
• Germany is OK if you like sausage and cabbage and huge steins of lager while singing your head off.
• In Holland you have to ride a bike on cobbles and visit Ann Frank’s house and tulip fields.
• Switzerland has secret bank accounts, cuckoo clocks and chocolate.
• Austria was the birthplace of Hitler.
• Belgians live on chips with mayonnaise.
• Every Eastern European country is trying to recover from Communism, mostly unsuccessfully.
• Turkey is constantly under threat of earthquakes.
• In Greece you have to leave soiled toilet paper for collection as their sewers can’t cope.
• All Swedes are blonde, naked and sex mad.
• Finns are the most depressed population in the world and permanently drunk.
• They eat dogs in Korea.
• They eat anything they can get their hands on in China.
• All Americans are stupid.
• Canada is empty and either under 20 ft of snow or it’s Autumn.
• Australians are co**** and only have outdoor cooking facilities.
• New Zealand is still living in the 1950s.
• Everywhere else is dangerous, corrupt, draconian or melting.
There’s a lot more to countries than you’ll ever find listed in Lonely Planet guides. They’re a load of old tosh and only serve to reinforce perceived stereotypes and encourage prejudices. Hardly surprising, then, that their version of Britain sees nothing of any value.
Leave this trash on the bookshop shelves, save your money and put it towards the cost of discovering the truth for yourself. Even if you end up agreeing with them you will have discovered something about yourself along the way.
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